Polite Englishmen

During class, a teacher was trying to teach good manners.


The teacher asks the students: “Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?”

Michael: “Just a minute, I have to go piss.”


The teacher: “That would be rude and impolite!!! What about you John, how would you say it?”

John: “I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I’ll be right back.”


The teacher: “That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table. And you Peter, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?”

Peter: ” I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you’ll get to meet after supper.”

31 thoughts on “Polite Englishmen

  1. kadisaputra said: Wah .. boleh juga nih, dipakai saat meeting dengan klien ( perempuan )Eh .. nggak boleh ya?.. *mode tampang bloon*

    boleh boleh!!!silahkan ;ppaling nnt ditampar…..kikikiki ;pselamat mencoba ;p

  2. ilovemyworld said: You got miss up between an English and a Scottish men. Did you know the Scottish invented golf ?

    i know the differences!the joke telling abt the englishmen and the pic i found really funny is scottish men.but they both funny right!thts why i putting them together!bec i cant found any englishmen behave funny like tht ;p

  3. ciput said: Itu mah bukan orang English atuh, secara bajunya rok kilt-nya Scottish. Keh3x.

    banyak bener yg mempermasalahkan deh!ini joke dptnya udh kayak begitu judulnya gak mgk dirubah krn udh trendmarknya spt itu.juga gak dpt foto polite englishmen yg lucu!scottish kan satu negara britania gitu….sama aje!abis cm dpt foto scottish yg lucu ini!

  4. scottish kan satu negara britania gitu….sama aje!———————————————————————–Nope say, totally different between English and Scottish…, Kalau British itu bener isinya ada 4: English, Scottish, Welsh dan ‘Northern’ Irish. Coba deh ngomong gitu sama Scottish kalo ga diomelin… keh3x. *mantan penduduk England neh yg ngomong*

  5. ciput said: scottish kan satu negara britania gitu….sama aje!———————————————————————–Nope say, totally different between English and Scottish…, Kalau British itu bener isinya ada 4: English, Scottish, Welsh dan ‘Northern’ Irish. Coba deh ngomong gitu sama Scottish kalo ga diomelin… keh3x. *mantan penduduk England neh yg ngomong*

    ya ampun dibahas!aku ngerti jg kali mas ciput, cm gak nemu foto lucu org inggris aja!yasud yg ada org scottish yah tak taro aje!

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